Jokes aren’t funny anymore

when you kill it by analyzing it and making the joke more logical. While you’re correcting my “invalid” joke, I’m over here, feeling a tad stupid, waiting for you to finish ranting…. >:[

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Written 1 day ago

Oh ya so earlier

I was being chased down by a hobo because he asked me for money for food and I said I didn’t have change. I wasn’t sure if he said “Thank You” or “Fuck You” but it really did sound like the latter haha. But yeah he followed me and my friend all the way to In ‘N Out, which was pretty much a stupid idea to hide out at LOL.

As much as I love LA, we got some crazy ass hobos here lol.

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I think I have a shopping problem.

It’s pretty sad, but usually I feel pretty happy whenever I buy something at the mall. Ugh I should stop buying or stop starving myself to save money in order to buy new cute clothes or accessories >.

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Written 2 days ago

Btw sorry followers

I know I’m posting like shit crazy about One Direction, but comeon, I love them. And they’ll never be in LA again I’m guessing .____.

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Sooo, did any girls get to see 1D?

Because the security guard supposedly said that the boys weren’t at Nickelodeon Studios when me and my friend went over there for a good 3 hours.
Ugh wtf, where is the iCarly set anyways? Cause I’m not sure Victorious and iCarly film at the same place at Nick Studios cause the studio seemed WAY too small… -____-
Damn where is One Direction?!?! Haha

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Written 2 days ago

I am literally across the iCarly set.

And the fact that One Direction is RIGHT THERE inside the Nick studios is making me hyperventilate. Goddamn you security and crazy guys honking at me and my bestie lol.

UGH SO CLOSE YET SO FAR. I’m surprised there isn’t any girls here, but then again most 1D fans are in high school.

I’m tempted to just run in.

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Written 2 days ago

Enjoy being alive today.

Because you’ll never know if it might be your last.
So stay happy and be optimistic, just for the hell of it :)

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Written 2 days ago

Crazy fun day :)

So as you know I was at Disneyland earlier but had to go home a bit early to go to my bro-in-laws bday dinner. We ate at this AMAZING Mongolian BBQ joint and it was so fuckin good haha. It’s all you can eat but damn I ended up just eating one plate lol.

Then after that, my sister, her hubby, his bro and 3 of his friends and I wet go karting at Go Kart World in Carson. Shit that was so fun! I hadn’t go-karted since like 3 years ago do at first I was rusty but I got better.

Overall today was a really fun day (: gonna take a nice long shower and then sleep cause im going to try and stalk One Direction tomorrow lol :)

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Written 2 days ago

Just left Disneyland.

Gahh can never have too much Disney in my life hehe. While here I bought this cute Minnie and Mickey top to wear for the summer; waaaay too fucking adorable :) anywhoo gonna pick up the sister and her boy to head to Torrance to eat out for his brothers birthday. Hope you have an eventful Sunday guise :)

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Written 3 days ago

Heading out.

Don’t want to spend my Saturday night cooped inside.
Have a fun and safe night tumblees! Don’t drink or blaze toooo much now hehe xo

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Written 4 days ago

How are you girls finding 1D?

Lol shit I’ve been tweet-stalking and tumblr-stalking stuff about One Direction in LA and I was in LA. Fuck, teach me your ways superstalkers lol x)

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Written 4 days ago

We gooo back hehe (top pic from like ‘06, bottom pic present). From chicks who for some reason hella disliked each other to lovers :D me and my bbyboo @dayyuumabby hehe

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Stalk One Direction?

LOL I’M FUCKING SERIOUS. They’re [going to be] here in Los Angeles filming for iCarly and I hate the fact that they’re literally probably almost like less than 15-30 minutes away from me. FUCK WHAT IF THEY DECIDE TO GO TO DISNEYLAND ON SUNDAY OR SOMETHING WHEN I GO… Hahah, yeah I need to stalk them, because when will they like ever come back to California, especially here in LA? :’[ 

BTW, yeah idgaf of what you say, they’re fucking cute and I’m obsessed with their songs<3. hehe

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